"Hair"

She asks me why...I'm just a hairy guy 
I'm hairy noon and night; Hair that's a fright.   
I'm hairy high and low,   
Don't ask me why; don't know!  
It's not for lack of bread  
Like the Grateful Dead; darling 

Gimme a head with hair, long beautiful hair 
Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen 
Give me down to there, hair!   
Shoulder length, longer (hair!)  
Here baby, there mama, Everywhere daddy daddy

CHORUS:
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Flow it, Show it;    
Long as God can grow it, My Hair! 

Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair   
A home for fleas, a hive for bees   
A nest for birds, there ain't no words  
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my  

CHORUS

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy 
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty 
Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining  
Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen 
Knotted, polka-dotted; Twisted, beaded, braided  
Powdered, flowered, and confettied  
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied!

O-oh, Say can you see; my eyes if you can,
Then my hair's too short!   
Down to here, down to there, 
Down to where, down to there; 
It stops by itself!    
doo doo doo doo doot-doot doo doo doot (repeat: no chord)

They'll be ga-ga at the go-go  
when they see me in my toga  
My toga made of blond, brilliantined, Biblical hair
My hair like Jesus wore it   
Hallelujah I adore it    
Hallelujah Mary loved her son  
Why don't my Mother love me?  

CHORUS (three times to end)